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1. Slam the Waifu
03:01
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Clitoris and balls clashing against one another.
Cooming lots to 2D succubus
on nhentai!
Browsing tags while being horny.
What a torture!
To find something
with pp in my hands.
Filter for top-rated.
Set to daily or maybe weekly.
Ah! Yes!
Oh! no!
Forgot to filter by tags...
Scat, ugly bastard,
vore, unbirth, loli, shota, trap,
rape, netorare, futanari.
Peepee no
more hard!
Mind twisted.
Make not mine, but other waifu do it all.
Slam the waifu.
Scat: shit on her bed,
ugly bastard: uncle joe,
vore: use chopsticks,
unbirth: put in anus,
loli: go to jail,
shota: also go to jail,
trap: wait, it not gay,
rape: pills and drugs,
netorare: you get cucked,
futanari: choke on cock,
yaoi: two swords strike,
furry: discord mods,
bukkake: artillery,
incest: not wincest,
rimjob: eat my ass!
Ooooooooof.
REEEEEEEE!
Oof.
Did not coom but now i coom.
Cooming lots after slamming waifu.
But not mine which is important
I think I like netorare?!
Please, send help.
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2. Catgirl Engineering
03:24
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Born not in the hot
womb of a loving mother
but in a cold mechanical room...
Science breeds
a new weapon of mass extinction.
Horror.
Backfired, twisted, human creation.
The creation turns against its creator.
Escaping the pods...
Embryonic fluids
drip down from their ears,
tails and big old milkers!
Unmaking
their own creators.
Tearing their guts...
Out!
Set free to roam,
set free to kill,
set free to cleanse.
None will escape, except the males.
Sucking them dry.
Finding a liking to
hot, gooey, sticky, chunky jizz!
Spared will be none.
Except those who cum.
Sucking your cock,
and then calling you gay.
False light of hope
shines down on all weebs.
But none do know
that its their master plan.
Endless cooming
and pulling on their tails.
Cat ears make nut.
Neighbour's cat runs away!
You beg them to stop
but they keep up the succ.
Horror intensifies as peepee hurts!
Eyes shine bright as mouth is filled with nut!
Slowly it starts to make you feel numb.
Dehydration by swallowing.
Life is coming to a near end!
Gobbling
on your wiener.
Others cause havok.
While they butcher
all thots!
Vile brutal impregnation takes place outside!
A sea of putrid guts, organs and flesh.
Streets are covered with blood and smell atrocious.
Claws sharper than razors deal the final blow!
Run! You try to run!
But they jump on you and hump your leg.
Technical failure.
Miscalculations and wretched
DNA!
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3. Futanari Chokehold
02:50
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(Intro Voice)
Y'know...
I live together with my 3 sisters and stepmom.
My stepdad is gone because of work, so I get to spend some time with them.
Believe it or not, this seems a bit awkward to me but they're all quite the beauties.
Surprisingly, I've nailed all of them so far.
Now, there's this one girl I met at the train station who's really nice.
I'm meeting up with her today. I'd be amazed if I get laid again.
No way a guy could be this lucky!
Euuuurgh.
Watching
as I get sucked
into the endless void
that is this monster dick.
For I was blind
and did not know...
Wretched and vile demon
which seemed like a pure maiden.
Now the light fades out
as this spaghetti wraps around my neck.
Wraps around my neck.
Wraps around my neck!
Soon to be absorbed...
Soon to be asphyxiated.
Whips out 2 tons of heavy steel balls.
And a hellborn serpent!
Trying to grab something to hit against its head.
Just to stop this madness!
But it bends its leg...
Now its pussy queefs.
Concussion!
Oh no.
Oh my god!
I thought that I'd get to slurp some pussy.
But instead i got impaled!
By big, smelly, smegma, futa, wet, spaghetti dick.
Life flashes before my eyes
as it enters my cranium.
Eyes gushing out from the mere size and shape!
Foreplay for this creature turns into torture.
Immobilized!
I tremble in fear.
As it smells my fear,
it tightens its noose.
And puts me in a chokehold...
Futanari chokehold!
Lifeless, worhtless, mute and paralyzed.
It has spread its seed!
And as i lay numb,
it sucks me into its dickhole.
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4. |
4. OnlyFans
02:57
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeh!
Aching starvation and
unable to afford
the basics of needs...
Someone help me pay my bills
for me to continue
to worship this goddess!
Trapped in a loophole.
Unforgiven actions of
devotion and hope of light.
Can you, too, see the light?
One day she will come
and shine light on all of us.
But it wont be today.
But maybe tomorrow?
Eeeeeeoop!
Let me sit back.
Subscribe some more!
Terror and hatred fill my mind.
As I find leaked pics
for what I've paid
with my hard-earned money!
What a misfortune.
And now she's getting hate.
Better to now play the white-knight
in hopes of getting fucking laid!
God, oh, dear, show me some pics
of your cute little feet!
Guys, you know well that she's totally not like this.
She's our very precious leader, goddess and shining light.
How dare you to insult her, I'll come for you
and slit your fucking goddamn throat, you fucking cunt!
One day
she'll date
only me.
But for now I'll get cucked by her boyfriend
whose rent I pay while paying for a sub.
Guess I'll just overlook that.
Although this is something I can get on PornHub for free.
Did you know that can you watch 1080p for free?
Although she doesn't know who the fuck I even am and doesn't care.
Did you know you can call the suicide hotline for free?
Although I waste my money for weak lewds and I'm still horny.
Again, did you know that PornHub lets you filter by category?
Trolls online say that she has a boyfriend,
I laugh at them since I know that it's me,
Who else would give her so much damn money?
FeetFan69, wtf you donated 5k more than me!
Fucking fuck. Fuck! Who do you think you are?
I'm the boyfriend, get out you son of a bitch.
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Waifu Annihilator Luxembourg
Hello, I'm Alex. I'm 23 and I happen to like metal.
This is a shitpost EP I've finally finished as of 5th
November 2020. It's essentially a parody.
Merch:
teespring.com/waifu-annihilator?pid=377&cid=100069
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